After much deliberation, which in my world is usually just a passing random thought, I’ve decided to sell my identity. The whole sordid thing. It can be yours for the reasonable price of….

I have no effin’ clue. But people go to great lengths to steal identities, so I would think that a 100% legit identity, all yours, should fetch a decent sum. However, I am NOT doing this for the financial rewards. It’s a spiritual cleansing, man.

Some people get “Born Again” at church. I use eBay.

13:   “How about her liver?”

Taub: “How about her big toe? Oh. Sorry. I thought we were picking out random body parts that have nothing to do with her symptoms.”