So I’m pretty much minding my own business and ask someone if tomorrow (Friday) is a holiday. I thought I heard someone say something about it earlier on TV. What happens?

I get my friggin head chewed off for not knowing about “Good Friday”. And “People don’t work on GOOD FRIDAY!”.  Don’t I know my holidays? What’s wrong with me?

Here’s what’s wrong with me…

The list is too long and boring to publish. That’s what’s wrong with me.

So my new favorite word is “Whatever”. It works in virtually any situation.

“Don’t you know your holidays?”

“Whatever”

Mmmmmmmm!

I  have a couple email addresses that I don’t check very often. Well, this morning I logged into one of them and the good Lord is smiling on me for sure. Someone named “Katrina” sent me an email with the subject line “I love you…”. And a couple emails below that? A brand new male enhancement product that will make me the size of New Jersey.

So, yea. It’s gonna be a good day.