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		<title>O.J. &#8211; Supa Cop</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, OJ Simpson has been out singlehandedly keeping Las Vegas safer for us all and for that he should be applauded. I guess the story (or more accurately, his story) is that some perps stole some &#8220;sports memorabilia&#8221; from him so he decided to send the call out to his &#8220;peeps&#8221; to get his stuff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Luciano Pavarotti Dead</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep. He&#8217;s dead.  They couldn&#8217;t check his pulse because of the excess fat, but when he stopped asking for food they figured he had kicked. So some brave soul put his ear up to that thing we called his face to check his breathing. And, alas, there wasn&#8217;t any. I would have bet the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lil&#8217;ol Miss South Carolina, Straight Shooter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A BIG congratulations to Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton, an eighteen year old beauty who fooled everyone earlier this week. When it was her turn to answer those inane questions every beauty pageant forces their contestants to answer on the spot, no rehearsal, etc, etc. Not only did she give a well thought out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Lindsay, SHUT UP!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Out of rehab just one week and she gets blitzed and decides to chase an ex-employee around SoCal. Then she valiantly tries the &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t driving&#8221; excuse, which as we all know is just a variation of the universally tired &#8220;it&#8217;s not mine&#8221; excuse, which is itself an even more exhausted version of the &#8220;you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Sale, SOLD: Jerry&#8217;s Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s gonna be a good day. Jerry Garcia&#8217;s toilet is officially off the market and I&#8217;m gonna whine about that for a minute. Why wasn&#8217;t I notified that Jerry&#8217;s toilet was even ON the market? That&#8217;s a no-brainer buy for sure. I don&#8217;t know if it had been cleaned or flushed before the lucky buyer [...]]]></description>
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