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		<title>Profound Thought For The Day&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Growth&#8230;
Continually murder the predictable. Find ways to combine things that don’t seem to go together. Discover the new and exciting hiding within the familiar.
Or&#8230;
Just stay in your comfort zone and join in the mundane majority who &#8220;silently live lives of quiet desperation&#8221;.
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		<title>Lighten Up, Man&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m pretty much minding my own business and ask someone if tomorrow (Friday) is a holiday. I thought I heard someone say something about it earlier on TV. What happens?
I get my friggin head chewed off for not knowing about &#8220;Good Friday&#8221;. And &#8220;People don&#8217;t work on GOOD FRIDAY!&#8221;.  Don&#8217;t I know my holidays? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know it&#8217;s going to be a good day when&#8230;</title>
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Mmmmmmmm!
I  have a couple email addresses that I don&#8217;t check very often. Well, this morning I logged into one of them and the good Lord is smiling on me for sure. Someone named &#8220;Katrina&#8221; sent me an email with the subject line &#8220;I love you&#8230;&#8221;. And a couple emails below that? A brand new male [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Identity Theft? F%$# That. Identity For Sale! Serious Inquiries Only.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After much deliberation, which in my world is usually just a passing random thought, I&#8217;ve decided to sell my identity. The whole sordid thing. It can be yours for the reasonable price of&#8230;.
I have no effin&#8217; clue. But people go to great lengths to steal identities, so I would think that a 100% legit identity, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Favorite Quote from &#8220;House, MD&#8221;</title>
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13:   &#8220;How about her liver?&#8221;
Taub: &#8220;How about her big toe? Oh. Sorry. I thought we were picking out random body parts that have nothing to do with her symptoms.&#8221;
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		<title>Your True Weight&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know. Three posts in 30 minutes. Unheard of.
But this is important, if you have an interest in knowing your TRUE weight. According to studies done on real people and published on late night infomercials, if you are reading this post (or even if you&#8217;re not), you are very likely carrying around 4 or more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Grace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thought this was a nice bagpipe arrangement of &#8220;Amazing Grace&#8221;


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		<title>The Silent Majority</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I write this, there have been exactly 563 (make that 562, not counting myself) visitors to this page since I opened the polls on my 2011 theme song. I have received 1 vote via comment and 3 email votes. I have to throw the email votes out because you didn&#8217;t follow proper voting procedure [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://shutupstopwhining.com/general/the-silent-majority.php</link>
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		<title>New Theme Song &#8211; Please Comment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Considering 1 of the 4 songs below as my 2011 theme song (final decision January 31, 2011). Once the choice is made, I will master the song on both keyboards, plus electric &#038; acoustic guitars. Then I will annoy my neighbors at all hours with unnecessary and disturbing practice sessions  (Note: &#8220;RC&#8221; means &#8220;Release [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enough Is Enough</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. President,
It&#8217;s time to face the reality of our country&#8217;s efforts in Afghanistan. It has become (actually has been for a while) a pointless futile effort.
The financial cost is staggering&#8230;
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But the cost in American soldiers lives is disgraceful. How many people in your administration have sons or daughters in Afghanistan? How many members of [...]]]></description>
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