Well, today I’m giving the SUSW out even before I get to work. It goes to the lady in the black Maxima who was driving down my road when a car pulled out in front of her. When I say ‘pulled out in front of her’, I don’t mean cut her off. I mean just turned in front of her with a perfectly appropriate amount of safety cushion between the Maxima and her clunker.

So what does the ‘Oh-so-perfect-blonde’ in the Maxima do? She proceeds to lean on her horn for a good 30 seconds, pulling right up behind the poor old lady who had the audacity to use the same road as Ms. Perfectly coifed fucking hair. I wonder if she could hear whoever it was she was talking to on her phone above her horn.

So today, Ms. Maxima, is all for you. Because you’re better than everyone else. And I’m going to do my part to make sure everyone knows it.