This just in…

“Forum Puts Democrats In Hot Seat Over Gay Issues”.

That headline just thizzzzlles!
Six of the Dem’s finest were on stage last night being peppered by gay questioners about some of the most important issues facing this country like whether kids should be taught why some of their friends have “2 mommies” and why Hillary waited a whole day to disagree with former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Peter Pace when he called homosexuality immoral and should Mr. Clinton’s policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” be repealed and blah, blah, blah over and over whine, whine, whine. I don’t know about you, but I never ran into a situation with my friends or any of my friends friends or even their friends where I was wondering why so and so had 2 mommies or 2 daddies. Do we really need to teach our kids that stuff in school? Can’t parents handle that however they see fit? Some of the questions made it sound like half the country is gay and we all need to get some education about what’s apparently going on in every other house on the street. Fact is if you’re gay, you’re in a tiny minority. And don’t shoot the messenger. I personally don’t have a problem with gay’s or straights or whites or blacks or any other category of human being except those bad boys and girls in the big house (the guilty ones, I mean). Don’t ask, don’t tell, ask, tell, sing, dance, shout, scream, laugh, cry. Do whatever the hell you want. Just don’t assume that I’m going to want to do what you want or that I’m going to adjust my life in any way to make you happy. Because making you happy is your job not mine. I’m tired, and this post sucks.