Mmmmmmmm!

I  have a couple email addresses that I don’t check very often. Well, this morning I logged into one of them and the good Lord is smiling on me for sure. Someone named “Katrina” sent me an email with the subject line “I love you…”. And a couple emails below that? A brand new male enhancement product that will make me the size of New Jersey.

So, yea. It’s gonna be a good day.

After much deliberation, which in my world is usually just a passing random thought, I’ve decided to sell my identity. The whole sordid thing. It can be yours for the reasonable price of….

I have no effin’ clue. But people go to great lengths to steal identities, so I would think that a 100% legit identity, all yours, should fetch a decent sum. However, I am NOT doing this for the financial rewards. It’s a spiritual cleansing, man.

Some people get “Born Again” at church. I use eBay.