What is “Intelagents”?
Posted September 23, 2010 
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Good morning my loyal, but deeply disturbed readers. Not much time right now, but I needed to get this posted to respond to a challenge made to me by… lets call this person “Ms. S”. After scoring near genius status on a Facebook IQ test app (yea, that’s reliable), suddenly I’m confronted with having to prove myself, my manhood, in fact my very existence as a human entity, and with it, my right to take up space on this crowded planet.
I will bid you all my special farewell in a later post. Didn’t go so well. The chart below pretty much says it all.
As you can see, I’m stuck smack in the middle between a bag of Uncle Ben and a “challenged” insect. And my dear friend, “Ms. S”, is just 2 points away from a Mensa membership.
I’ll admit, this is so new I haven’t yet fully processed what this all means, but it don’t look good.
For now, I’m just gonna lock the door and keep the world at bay. I’ve earned my spot here.
And lets face it, not every one of the millions of retarded ants can be smarter than me. And the bag of rice… I got 16 points on you!
As for you my dear “Ms. S.”, congratulations, enjoy your brain, I know I do, and don’t think for a minute that this is over.
I don’t see no “Fat Ladies” nearby.
EMERGENCY UPDATE: I just realized that the above was all just last night’s dream! Kind of like that time CBS treated the country like bags of rice when a whole season of “Dallas” turned out to be Victoria Principal’s dream. Whew! Glad I got that off my chest. I’ll take the test very soon though.
That is all. Carry on. Man your stations.
EMERGENCY UPDATE – PART 2: And no one had to bring this to my attention, because honesty is my “thing”.
